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A lad who claims to be a DJ is reportedly suffering from a debilitating condition which causes him to forget how to DJ every time he steps behind a set of decks.

News from the music industry suggests that eat and sleep are set to replaced by even more rave and repeat. Industry insiders claim that modern ravers simply do not have the time

According to one of the world’s leading economists, Bitcoin bought ten years ago is now worth “a shit ton of coke”. Marlon Stanfield, of the University of Baltimore, claims that someone who

An undercover cop who is scheduled to work at a festival this weekend has decided that a pair of bootcut Wrangler jeans are the key to a successful disguise. Constable Alan Morrison

The world’s biggest selling grime artist, Stormzy, has revealed that he is to add the word “cunt” to the title of his track Shut Up, making it Shut Up Cunt, for an

A number of high profile social media influencers have claimed that white t-shirts are set to make a comeback in techno scene during 2018. In recent years, black t-shirts, along with black

Netflix bosses have today confirmed that they will be making a third season of Stranger Things next year. According to the show’s producers, the new season will be set exclusively in the

News emerging from the financial sector suggests that nightclub drink vouchers are the latest cryptocurrency set to take the world by storm. According to the latest reports, the number of drink vouchers

The world’s largest online music store, Beatport, have today announced the introduction of a brand new genre which is sure to start a lot of debates in the music industry. Topical house,

A young British lad has promised his parents that he will never abuse drugs because he loves taking them far too much. Aaron Spencer, an unemployed nineteen-year-old, revealed that drugs are “the