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Ryanair has responded to criticism for canceling numerous flights by asking customers to simply “give us your money and die”. According to Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary, running an airline would be easy

Scientists at the large hadron collider are reportedly on the verge of creating the world’s blackest t-shirt by successfully stitching a number of black holes together. Reports indicate that the t-shirt is

A group of highly trained scientists has become the first group of people to ever successfully setup Serato on the first attempt. According to reports, ten scientists worked for approximately fifteen hours

The search for a missing headphone jack has now entered its fourth day. Volunteers began searching the bedroom of the small London flat where the jack was last seen. The headphone jack

In a Wunderground exclusive, approximately one hundred percent of drug users questioned in a recent survey were exposed as criminals. The results have sent shockwaves through the drugs community as millions of

German techno legend Sven Väth has reportedly been awarded the honour of remixing Luis Fonsi’s club-banger Despacito. The cocoon label boss was overheard boasting about how he is set to “breateh new

The world’s first actual Twitter troll has been found living under a bridge in a small village in Northern England. Locals claim the troll has been living under the bridge in Aysgarth,

The animal world has been left “shocked and appalled” after a Dolphin was filmed snorting lines of cocaine. According to reports, the Dolphin, a thirty-four-year-old fisherman from the Mid-Atlantic, was caught “red

Just hours after his release from prison, America’s favourite knife crime enthusiast, OJ Simpson, has revealed that he is set to become a house resident at one of Los Angeles’s most popular

French cheese merchant David Guetta has finally realised that EDM is boring after making an amassed fortune of $500 million producing it. Reports suggest that Guetta will now turn his attention to