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Mikey

Biden Appoints Sven Marquardt Head Of Security At Capitol Hill

President-Elect Joe Biden has announced Sven Marquardt will serve as Head Of Security at Capitol Hill following last week’s riots at the building. Sven, currently out of work due to Covid, is

January 10, 2021

World

Fans To Be Asked To Hold Their Breath During All Future Events

Fans attending live music events in 2021 may be asked to hold their breath throughout the event, in an effort to stop the spread of the virus. “If live events do return

January 9, 2021

Events

Local DJ Can’t Believe It’s Nearly A Year Since He Licked A Promoters Arse

Local DJ Fran Brown literally can’t believe it was only this time last year that he was living his best life in the VIP area of local haunt ’The Cuntclub’. Fran, a

January 9, 2021

DJs

‘Festivals Are More Appealing With Distancing Restrictions’ Claims Karen

Karen has once again taken to Facebook, this time to announce that festivals look “much better” with the social distancing restrictions in place. “Having my own little fenced off area to dance

August 28, 2020

Festivals

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The Christmas countdown is officially on! And how do we know? Because the Marks & Spencer Christmas advert has just hit screen. And the star is a certain Holly Willoughby – and

January 2, 2019

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Minimal Stationery

The Christmas countdown is officially on! And how do we know? Because the Marks & Spencer Christmas advert has just hit screen. And the star is a certain Holly Willoughby – and

January 2, 2019

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Minimal Stationery

The Christmas countdown is officially on! And how do we know? Because the Marks & Spencer Christmas advert has just hit screen. And the star is a certain Holly Willoughby – and

January 2, 2019

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Minimal Stationery

The Christmas countdown is officially on! And how do we know? Because the Marks & Spencer Christmas advert has just hit screen. And the star is a certain Holly Willoughby – and

January 2, 2019

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Minimal Stationery

The Christmas countdown is officially on! And how do we know? Because the Marks & Spencer Christmas advert has just hit screen. And the star is a certain Holly Willoughby – and

January 2, 2019

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Minimal Stationery

The Christmas countdown is officially on! And how do we know? Because the Marks & Spencer Christmas advert has just hit screen. And the star is a certain Holly Willoughby – and

January 2, 2019

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