Mikey

Plastic-Free Festival In Essex Sees Five Thousand Turned Away

An eco-friendly festival in Essex has this morning announced bankruptcy having turned away all 5000 ticket holders last weekend, as plastic was prohibited from the festival grounds. The extremely large and frustrated

April 30, 2023

Festivals

Girl’s Coachella Footage Wins Top Prize At Sundance Film Festival

This girls shaky camera footage shot from the crowd at Coachella has just swept the board the Sundance Film Festival, taking home ‘Best Film’, ‘Best Short Film’ and ‘Best Thing Shot During

April 25, 2023

Clubs·Fans·Festivals

AI Can Now Translate Anything Fisher Says Into English

Fisher’s management team is celebrating today, following the news that breakthroughs in Artificial Intelligence mean we can now translate anything that Fisher says into English. Up until now, anybody that wanted to

April 22, 2023

DJs

New Pioneer Mixer Projects Logo Onto DJs Forehead

The new Pioneer XDJ-2023 has been unveiled, and DJs all over Clubland have been frothing at the gash just to get their hands on it. Possibly the most exciting, cutting-edge feature of

April 5, 2023

Tech

DJ Is An Expert At Syncing Tracks To The Firework Display, Somehow

DJs have evolved the ability to see into the future. Either that, or they’ve developed the ability to mindread stage production staff and know their every move before they make it, scientists

April 3, 2023

DJs·Festivals·Tech

Vinyl Outsells Pop-Tarts For The First Time

In a further sign of Vinyl’s relentless climb back to the top, the format has this week outsold the popular Nineties breakfast treat, pop tarts, for the first time. This news comes

April 1, 2023

Food·Vinyl

This Festival Announced A Similar Line-Up To Everybody Else, And It’s Apparently Worth Writing A News Piece About

This bog standard festival has announced the same shit they announce every year, and we’re going to pay talented people with hopes and dreams, and better places to be, to sit down

March 31, 2023

Festivals·Scene

Guy Who Offered Girl A Line Annoyed She Accepted

A man has been left feeling “a bit annoyed” after a girl he met at a party done a line of his coke. Twenty-four-year-old Tommy Smith from Essex is said to have

November 8, 2022

People Of The World

Guy Perfecting 6-Pack Unaware It’s His Personality That Needs The Work

A twenty-year-old lad from Manchester who dedicates far too much time perfecting his 6-pack is understood to be blissfully unaware that his personality sucks. Gym-obsessed Ryan Green, who loves nothing more than

November 3, 2022

People Of The World

Guy In Rave Spends 5 Hours Trying To Get Key In Bag

News has hit Wunderground HQ that a man has spent more than 5 hours trying to get his key into his k-bag, without any success. 26-year-old Josh Smith, who proudly smuggled the

November 1, 2022

Humans·People Of The World