Mikey

Bit of Ricardo of an afternoon, sure what’s better than that? [embedvideo id=”h0i1Szq6GM8″ website=”youtube”]

Doctors have today claimed that the cause of the worldwide epidemic of itchy assholes is a result of people playing on their smartphones while using the toilet. “This is the highest outbreak

A young festival goer spoke today for the first time about how he is beside himself with excitement at forking over 200 plus quid for a festival this summer so that he

The leaking of a potential new vinyl turntable from CDJ manufacturers Pioneer has been greeted with confusion by a young digital DJ who says he “spent all day looking at the photos”

Another of my favourite tracks of the last year is my pick for today’s Track of the Day on this fine Wednesday. The track is It’s All Over and is available to

A young fictitious everyman today released a statement indicating that the sex he has had with numerous ex-girlfriends still forms the basis of his current stock of “wank material”. Daniel Gordon claimed

A man who has given up his habit of smoking five cigarettes a day in favour of “vaping” on an electronic cigarette almost constantly, is reportedly enjoying feeling a sense of smug

The music industry was today in shock after news emerged that electronic music producer Moby was the victim of a savage stomping by rapper Obie Trice. Trice, best know for looking younger

For today’s Track of the Day I’ve decided to go for one of my favourite tracks from one of, in my opinion, the best mix albums of the last few years, Sasha’s

A man who has two thousand one hundred and twenty three friends on Facebook has today expressed his outrage at the number of random people commenting on his posts. Alan Jenkins (33),