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Swedish furniture giant IKEA have pounced on a gap in the EDM market and are planning to roll out a new DJing table specifically designed for the constant barrage of EDM DJs leaving

Self-described techno-authority and Beatport Gold Member, 25-year-old VJ/DJ, Alex Tristan, has today wowed the absolute pants off an audience of his immediate peers by performing a zero deck set. “It was probably

Following a government ruling into the dangers posed by the current stream of piss-poor commercial dance music, all tracks that fall under the pop-electro-house rubric of EDM are to be labelled as

A young hipster who contends that he is 100% gluten free can miraculously eat pizza when he’s had a few drinks. Toby Willis, who likes to make a big elaborate deal out

A young ketamine user has today drawn the world’s attention to one of the greatest mysteries of the modern world – how your drug dealer always have a different, slightly annoyed girl

A young man planning on attending Detonate electronic music festival has been mistakenly apprehended by British security services for terrorist activities after tweeting the message “looking forward to Detonate”. Security cops swooped

After turning down the advances of a slightly portly looking oddball in a nightclub 25-year-old clubber, Samantha Egan, now suddenly finds him attractive since he’s standing behind the decks DJing. “At first

Consuming the powerful psychotropic hallucinagen DMT is doing more for belief in the afterlife than organised religion has in decades, a report released today claimed. “DMT is responsible for providing users with

20-year-old design student, Kevin Allen, has tonight made the decision to come out even though he wasn’t feeling up for it by making the promise that he’d come out but he wasn’t