Ibiza Council Introduce Sunset Tax
The local government in Ibiza have announced that they are set to introduce a “sunset tax” effective immediately. Island sources have confirmed that a tax of up to €25 per person will
Lad Hoping Nuclear War Doesn’t Start Until After His Holiday To Ibiza
An English lad has voiced his concerns regarding the current hostilities on the planet, claiming that he really hopes nuclear war doesn’t break out until after his holiday to Ibiza. Peter Mooney,
Man Who Said He Was Finished With Ibiza Last Year Now Reckons He Has 1 More Trip In Him
A man who claimed there was absolutely no chance he would be going back to Ibiza after ten consecutive holidays in ten years now reckons he probably has one more trip in
Man Living Under Rock Can’t Wait For Space Ibiza This Summer
A man who has spent the last twenty years living under a rock has revealed plans to visit Space, Ibiza, this summer. Peter Flint, a geologist from Blackrock, Dublin, is hoping to
David Blaine To Attempt A Full Night’s Sleep In Ibiza
The American magician, illusionist and lanky-string-of-shit, David Blaine, has announced that for his next trick he will attempt the impossible and will try to get a full 8 hours sleep in Ibiza,
If You Can Remember What Ibiza Used To Be You Were Doing It Wrong
According to an Ibiza veteran, if you can remember what Ibiza used to be, you were doing it wrong the whole time. Pat Smith, who went to Ibiza for a holiday in
Spongebob Caught Smuggling Kilo Of Cocaine In Pants
The truth behind Spongebob’s pants has been revealed today after the cartoon character was caught smuggling a kilo of cocaine at Southampton port. According to customs officers, a life-size yellow sponge was
Man Calls Croatia “Bigger Rip-Off Than Ibiza” After Paying 33 Kuna For Beer
An English raver has accused Croatia of being a “bigger rip-off than Ibiza” after being charged thirty three Kuna for pint of local beer. Oscar Jameson, a twenty two year old from
Drugs Are Better For You In The Summer Than The Winter, Claims Ibiza Dealer
A drug dealer who has been working the streets of San Antonio, Ibiza, for the past eleven years, has been overheard telling a group of holidaymakers that drugs are “better for them
Lad Excited About Getting “Real Job” Following Season In Ibiza Secretly “Shitting It”
A lad claiming to be “excited” about getting a “real job”, having worked the season in Ibiza, is said to be secretly “shitting his pants” at the thought and considering running away