DJ Tips With Danny Dyer. Better Than A Kick In The Nuts? Probably Not.

This morning Frankie Knuckles gave me a cooking lesson, Seth Troxler showed me how to plumb a toilet into the little space under my stairs, Lil’ Louis showed me how to reach stuff up on the very top shelf and Boy George showed me how to be a butch hard man (Now would be the perfect time to throw in a “rent boy tied to bed” joke, but unfortunately none spring to mind).

What next? Oh yes, DJ Tips from Danny Dyer…

Mikey

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