Sasha Stops Mid Way Through Set To Enjoy Sandwich
DJ legend, Sasha, recently stopped a set halfway through to “have a sit down and enjoy a sandwich” claiming that he had “earned it.”
Sasha, who was DJing at Story nightclub in Miami, apparently sat down in the middle of the set during an extended version of his Bonobo remix of Eyesdown, and took a small tinfoil package and sandwich toaster from out of his record bag.
“I was absolutely starving,” admitted the DJ. “I normally have some sausage rolls or a bacon butty with my shots of vodka before taking the stage but I was in a hurry so just brought a packed lunch.”
“I absolutely love a good sandwich,” enthused Sasha. “Be it tuna or salami. White bread or rye, I love them all. For last night’s sandwiches I went with the classic toasted ham and cheese, a thoroughly British combination because it reminds me of home,” explained Sasha, becoming visibly moved. “But I also love to try the local cuisines. So if I was in Ibiza I might have a small plate of tapas, or if I was in Scotland maybe a little spoon of smack.”
“I always enjoy a cheeky snack onstage depending on the length of the set. When I play with John (Digweed) he’ll usually have a Twix tucked away somewhere and he’ll give me a finger of it. Delicious,” Sasha laughed. “I’ll just have the quick bite, wipe up the crumbs and it’s back to the set.”
One onlooker claimed, “I was right up at the front of the crowd and had a view behind the DJ box. When I saw Sasha reach into his bag I suspected drugs or alcohol. But I was surprised and relieved when I saw the sandwich,” claimed the onlooker. “It looked pretty expertly made too. Cut in little triangles it was.”
“He looked like he was really enjoying it,” claimed another clubber. “He ate the second triangle in two big bites. Then he just wiped his hands on the side of his jeans, which I thought was a nice touch, and continued on with the set.”
“Some DJs wouldn’t get away with eating a sandwich onstage in the middle of a set,” claimed the club promoter. “But Sasha has that bit of class and pedigree that allows him to get away with experimenting and trying something new like chomping hungrily onstage,” he gushed.
Sasha went on to claim that he always packs a sandwich toaster in his travel bag when he’s on the road. “Never leave home without it,” he advised. “I once had my bags stolen outside Twilo in New York and in one there was a Philips Express 1 sandwich toaster that I had bought in Argos in 1989. It was a beautiful piece of kit that unfortunately they don’t make any more,” lamented Sasha.
That is very funny. “Then he just wiped his hands on the side of his jeans.” Classic.
shows there is absolutely no shit to talk about in the music industry. Next is “David Guetta picked his nose during the set” “Avicci texted his mom” “Skrillex brushed his hair while mixing his next remix in!”