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August 8, 2013
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Strangers Who Bonded While Taking Ecstasy ‘Won’t Remain Friends’ Confirm Sources

Two strangers who met randomly at a party and bonded while under the influence of ecstasy, will not remain friends according to a mutual friend.

Party host Elaine Jenkins claimed that, “Paul (Stafford) and David (Preston) both came to the party through separate acquaintances of mine. They didn’t really know anyone else there so were spare wheels if I’m honest. They were both in the kitchen nursing drinks and making awkward small talk when I gave them both some ecstasy to loosen them up.”

“From then on they were hunched around the laptop dancing and hugging each other,” recounted Elaine, “It was really lovely actually, they were getting on brilliantly even though they could barely even hold a conversation a couple of hours earlier. At one point I think they went onto Facebook and sent friend requests to each other.”

Paul Stafford claimed the night was one of the best of his life, “Everything we said and every track we played was so exactly right. We must have clasped hands and bumped fists about fifty times that night. A real love buzz.”

David asserted that although he had a great time at the party he had no plans to remain in touch with Paul, “Yeah it was a great night but I haven’t talked to him since. We’re Facebook friends but we’ve never talked online or planned to meet up. I’m a little embarrassed to be completely honest. I even switch off Facebook Chat when I see his name online.”

“I agree,” continued Paul, “I don’t think I’d recognise David if I saw him on the street. We didn’t really talk about anything other than telling each other we were great and that we were each really good people. I’d find it awkward to speak to him and probably wouldn’t make eye contact if I saw him again.”

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  1. This just in.. Fleeting meetings are fleeting.
    Also Drugs do not make you cool… they let other people allow themselves to think that you are cool.
    Once the drugs wear off.. you’re still not cool.

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