That topless guy taking a mirror selfie is 100% a complete knob-jockey, confirms everybody in the world.
Wunderground spoke to several members of the general public earlier today and quizzed them in the street as to what their first impressions were of various men in topless mirror selfies.
Shania Crud (42) definitely didn’t have a good first impression of the guy in the photo she was shown, but somehow fell short of channeling a proper level of descriptive anger, labelling the man “a complete dufus.”
One lady (name unknown) flew into such frustrated anger upon viewing a topless selfie that she began repeatedly head-butting our Wunderground reporter over and over until he passed out, only to be rushed to hospital minutes after. She later claimed she just really hates Wunderground and was happy for the opportunity to vent, but did add that the topless guy in the selfie was a prick.
Experts are suggesting if you are experiencing such issues, for example being a complete wanker or friends and family ignoring you online and in real life, then cost-effective treatments such as putting your top back on and putting your phone back in your pocket should help.