David Guetta World Tour Cancelled After Losing USB Containing His Entire Set Barry May 25, 2014 Dj News 97 Comments Share the post "David Guetta World Tour Cancelled After Losing USB Containing His Entire Set" FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestStumbleUpon Just minutes before taking to the stage for the first night of his new world tour, “Guetta Life”, David Guetta sensationally announced that he was cancelling the event due to having lost the USB stick which contained his entire set. Mr. Guetta’s management quickly apologised to all his fans, however all four of them who showed up for the event were said to be massively disappointed with some of them having took the afternoon off from school and rode all the way there on their bikes. The event has been described as a “cataclysmic fuck-up of spectacular proportions akin to the time Janet Jackson ‘accidentally’ got her tit out at half time of the Superbowl except featuring less nipple piercings” by certain areas of the press. Most notably, us. Rumours that a jealous Skrillex actually sneaked backstage and stole the USB are unconfirmed, however some witnesses did claim to see a bespectacled androgynous extra from a Manga cartoon with half a haircut hanging around his dressing room just prior to the show. David himself was seen scurrying out the back door of the arena like a half-inflated Owen Wilson repeatedly uttering that he couldn’t perform without the USB when tasked by organisers to DJ live. Despite the claim that all tickets will be refunded one fan interviewed said, “I’m keeping my ticket. Next time I think of doing something stupid, like sticking my wet finger in a wall socket, going to church or attending a David Guetta gig, I’ll just look at this and remember what happened here this night.” Share this:FacebookTwitterRedditGoogleTumblr 97 Responses couic May 26, 2014 J’ai accidentellement ma clé USB :/ Log in to Reply Morgan Freeman May 26, 2014 I hope this is true. Log in to Reply CDog55 May 28, 2014 I just read that in your voice! Log in to Reply Derya Bal September 8, 2014 hahaha i hope so rephair Log in to Reply StalinGold May 26, 2014 “DJ” More like a Press Play performer, Sven Vath, Seth Troxler..these are DJ’s and not this idiot. Disgusting. Log in to Reply paul May 27, 2014 I think that is the joke they are making… Log in to Reply Vinyl DJ but yeah May 26, 2014 ok jokes about how these big name edm guys cant really djs are getting lame after the 500th time. i think we all got the message. Log in to Reply ROCA99 May 27, 2014 Hard, it is so easy to take the piss out of someone who is famous and in the spotlight. Truth is, half of these people who talk crap about him would not say anything of the sorts to his face – they would probably just kiss his ass. Log in to Reply Ryan May 27, 2014 lol nope , id put so much baby powder in my hand an smack the shit out of em. ROCA99 May 27, 2014 Haha I doubt it mate, purely for the fact that you would get done for assault and probably have to pay him a decent amount of money. Stop being an internet gangster. Tbest May 27, 2014 haha rinsed there x johnnywrong May 27, 2014 ^pussy^ ROCA99 May 28, 2014 Bwahahaha. Go and do it then man, if your such a bad ass. Post us a picture of you getting arrested just to prove it. Brecht Boelens May 27, 2014 I actually told him he sucked ass (exact words) @ Ten Days Off (Ghent, Belgium). Back then he wasn’t very famous yet, but he did take the time to shake hands with unknowing degenerates who were so happy to have a DJ in their midst. He just gave me a weird look, turned his back and walked away. It’s like politicians. Not doing any work theirselves, but taking credit whenever they can… fırat Tuncbas May 27, 2014 i m sorry and i dont like this guy’s music but he is dj for 25 years..and he doesnt need fckin usb sticks..if he wants he records the song on some vinyls and can mix them..i think.. Log in to Reply djdorman May 27, 2014 if you knew anything about DJing then you would know that the industry standard is to typically have banks of songs on multiple USB’s for playback. very few use vinyls now a days Log in to Reply Nate Jones May 27, 2014 or you could use cd’s u douche Nate Jones May 27, 2014 or serato…..or whatever else. usb=uspussy Matthew O'Connor May 29, 2014 serato is even worse! djdorman is right industry standard is USB’s with individual tracks not prerecorded sets .. cds get damaged, untill you’ve played with anyone of real stature hows about just shut your beak .. FROSTY CRATES May 29, 2014 Serato is the same thing as mixing records or CDJs, this feed is constipative. <-(real word) Matthew O'Connor May 30, 2014 i agree wholeheartedly .. about this feeds bowel movements that is .. salma267 May 29, 2014 OR you should read again and realise that this article is a joke. SmilaZ May 27, 2014 Wasting your time energy and worst of all your own good luck you GuettaHATERS. How you people express yourselves about another person Gives Away much more (negative things in this case here) about you, than about the person you are talking about. At least he is a really nice person AND so why not just let the man, He’s not even a hater or any negative rude or mean any such thing!, be happy for his success. Log in to Reply Steven Brooks May 27, 2014 SmilaZ this man represents everything terrible about the music industry, his flame needs t be extinguished! Log in to Reply SmilaZ May 29, 2014 if you got married to someone famous you would more than likely end up living from some hobby of yours if possible as well, so LISTEN you fools! It’s not Guetta’s fault that The INDUSTRY is a giant Fake BlingBling Money-focused ignorant asshole who gives a fuck about how big or small Guetta’s or your Tallent is. Guetta just got lucky in his life(and I worked for him and mett him a few times, and I can only say no wonder he’s INN with the people from his wife’s world! Because’s he’s so Nice n Lovely to have around, a total hippie-boy). It’s all Freakin’ SHOWBUSINESS, it’s all just BUSINESS!, it’s all just connections and money-business. From talent they only just use … about something like was it spices and herbs! WeQqendi Walver June 2, 2014 not relevant, the discussion revolves around his DJ skills and producer/musical talent. There are people who got into the scene for several reasons: looks, connections, talent, etc. Again, most people don´t care about it, from a musical standpoint this guy is a terrible producer, from a dj perspective he is a terrible dj. If you are a lovely, hippy boy you would be better doing something else, people get upset because he is doing something he is not supposed to be doing, he doesn´t even try to give a good show, after all this years he could be doing way, way better than this, you can learn a new language or at least the basis in a matter of months, the same applies to djing, he obviously is not doing his homework. Guetta is charging money to play amateur-level sets, a kid would do better than him, DJ Kai for instance. As you said my time and energy are not worth this discussion but i had to clarify this. Rob Kline May 27, 2014 What psychological, sociological, or even a/theological theory or perspective are you using to make this hypothesis? Seriously, if you could get off of your throne of righteousness for a second and enlighten us, it would be great. Log in to Reply SmilaZ May 29, 2014 not Guetta’s fault that The INDUSTRY is a giant Fake BlingBling Money-focused ignorant asshole who gives a fuck about how big or small Guetta’s or your Tallent is. Guetta just got lucky in his life(and I worked for him and mett him a few times, and I can only say no wonder he’s INN with the people from his wife’s world! Because’s he’s so Nice n Lovely to have around, a total hippie-boy). It’s all Freakin’ SHOWBUSINESS, it’s all just BUSINESS! drake May 28, 2014 U r a mooron Log in to Reply maroon May 29, 2014 *moron BloodOnlySpills May 28, 2014 “Be happy for his success.” Why? Log in to Reply SmilaZ May 29, 2014 Because someone elses happiness/joy/success/… should never be your misery as long as you stand with the option to choose to look at the positive hello!? Well, the successfull type is the kind that choose the positive thinking path. …but you people here can do speak n feel however you choose to. -of course. BloodOnlySpills May 30, 2014 You, dumb, fuck. Jayson Gordo May 30, 2014 ya.. he is using programs instead of vinly records.. a real faking true dj eh// Ryan Sargent May 28, 2014 Guetta is a frou-frou, vocal mix DJ with no true talent. I am not surprised he had his whole show on a nerd stick to play from his computer. Be a real man and bust out your vinyl! Log in to Reply AoiDan May 27, 2014 Video of Guetta pretending to DJ…. He played totally premixed set at Pacha, Log in to Reply parisSG May 28, 2014 Amazing ! Log in to Reply DEPOLO July 11, 2014 Then stop demanding producers to be DJs, and requiring DJs to produce music to get any good gigs…………..but that’s the problem, people want to go see the person who made the music. Log in to Reply Scott Rashleigh May 27, 2014 And the list of dweebs who don’t realize that this is a satirical website continues to grow… Log in to Reply Yves Greijn May 27, 2014 too sad. Stop calling yourself a performer. @StalinGold:disqus: church! Troxler knows what’s up. Please check his EDM-culture interview. His opinion is spott-on Log in to Reply Sanja Plavsic-Brandt May 27, 2014 being a music lover of course i do not like what he has been doing the last decade and i just can not believe how he got as famous. BUT i saw him back in 1998 in a club in belgrade called underground and he actually was working through his whole set and what he did back then has NOTHING to do with guetta’s music today, he wasn’t bad at all and his music choice and taste were not bad at all….and then all of “post-guetta-things” started happening, he turned into bobo or scooter….i have no other explanation but: this is totally fake, or he got so spoiled and used to doing nothing during his gigs playing only totally prepared sets from a…usb stick Log in to Reply Brecht Boelens May 27, 2014 I saw him play before he got famous, and by god, he was one of the worst DJ’s I ever encountered. Not a single mix without (huge) mistakes. My guess is he really needs the premixed sets, or nobody would pay a cent to hear him play. No DJ skills, but a good marketeer Log in to Reply Sheert May 27, 2014 Got me! xD Log in to Reply Steve Gee May 27, 2014 Skrillex jealous of Guetta? I think NOT! Skrillex is 100x what Guetta will ever be! Log in to Reply Psyonikx June 4, 2014 That’s like comparing apples to oranges. Both are AWFUL ‘artists’ (I feel silly for even using that word on them). Log in to Reply Pavel Perna May 27, 2014 what is wrong with his mouth ? Log in to Reply Emokrem Smutek May 27, 2014 Won’t be a wixa? He can borrow mine… Log in to Reply Cliffy Burrows May 27, 2014 For the love of fucking god why do people still treat these stories as true. This site has been going for a couple of years now and has said time and again it is a satire site. These stories are just jokes, all of them are. Yet people actually believe it!!! Common sense seems to be lost on the internet! Log in to Reply abbas May 28, 2014 Its a joke…. but he actually plays pre-recorded sets of usb…. the joke part is just that he would have to cancel a gig or tour without it, but I am sure he has backups…. I have seen him mix live (with sync on) not very good but he (or anyone) is capable of it. 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The whole ‘set on a stick’ is a sad direction that I’ve seen many of my (former) favorite DJs lazy-ass their way to live performances. Log in to Reply Dubgrade May 27, 2014 Log in to Reply Robert Kukenberg May 27, 2014 Hey, I find one exactly USB like on the pic in my car USB slot, it might be his Log in to Reply Robert Kukenberg May 27, 2014 Hey, I find one exactly USB like on the pic in my car USB slot, it might be his Log in to Reply 514niggaz May 27, 2014 Wunderground, hmmm seems legit. Log in to Reply NATALIE May 27, 2014 i think paris hilton has got it????? Log in to Reply Trond Wesenlund Hjønnevåg May 27, 2014 “All four that showed up where massively disappointed” good that there where no riots in the arena with so many fans…. Log in to Reply shezuaf May 27, 2014 dj is supposed to be and do things live, then that means that only comes and puts all his acts play and show, that’s a vile theft Log in to Reply Outlet Erótico May 27, 2014 jejejeje mare meva sofás tantra Log in to Reply Oky Hartanto May 28, 2014 He brings MacBook or CDs, right? Oh, i remember that his live-set listed by DJ Joachim Garraud. It’s true! LOL Log in to Reply LostBoyPA May 28, 2014 Next Week: David Guetta Tribute Artist making waves with innovative live mixes…. Log in to Reply Ah ha ha ha! May 28, 2014 So people…. you guys are taking this too seriously! read the disclaimer to the site! ok ok I’ll post it for you Wunderground is a fictionalized, satirical publication. Its content should in no way be interpreted as an actual record of events, unless a story specifically states that its contents are an actual recording of events. These stories are also not intended to be, nor should they be construed as, attempts to predict the future course of any individual or entity, but should be viewed only as parody. Wunderground is not associated with any other news service. Names used in Wunderground stories, unless those of public figures or entities, are fictional, and any resemblance to actual persons or entities is coincidental, unintentional, and accidental. Any event described in Wunderground that actually comes to pass should also be considered coincidental, unintentional, and accidental. And pretty damned amazing. The content of Wunderground is of a mature nature and is intended for use by those age 18 and over. Any and all contents of Wunderground is © Copyright 2013 by Wunderbubble LTD, and may not be reprinted or retransmitted in whole or in part without express written consent. Log in to Reply Raphael Khai Loh May 28, 2014 USB? lol we use cloud storage these days. Log in to Reply Callie Teo May 28, 2014 Of all people, Skrillrex? Log in to Reply Stella May 28, 2014 David Guetta video: David Guetta photo: http://www.hoteldesartistes.com/rome-travel-guide/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/David-Guetta_2.jpg Log in to Reply David Ghetto May 28, 2014 Akward moment caught on video! The moment he lost his stick. http://www.exqlusiv.com/david-guettes-usb-incident Log in to Reply Guest May 28, 2014 i hope its true kırmızı bal see ya soon red honey and this yeşil kahve job for me yeşil kahve çekirdeği keep this work sauna eşofman well done alkadays and this work alkali su job for me thanks liposhot baya iyi zayıflarsınız kornişmatik gayet geciktirici sprey basarılı geciktirici fena dexe şampuan acayip sarımsak çayı Log in to Reply Frederik Scherpereel May 28, 2014 Too bad…. Log in to Reply Thissiteusedtobefunny May 29, 2014 This just in!!! David Guetta and Steve Aoki tragically die by severing their carotid arteries attempting to use something called “vinyl.” Apparently they had no idea where these “records” were supposed to go so they began throwing them at each other like frisbees until the freak accidents occurred. And then this site shut down forever because the authors ran out of material. Oh wait, I guess there’s still Molly. (Kudos for getting his lawyer’s attention – that was awesome, but, uh, got any new targets? Log in to Reply Eduardo Montenegro May 29, 2014 Real Milli Vanilli of Dj’s… Fake, Log in to Reply Rob67 May 29, 2014 Let’s celebrate today’s one of the biggest (fake) musician. No USB, no tour Say a big thank you to the music industry who developed this guy… Log in to Reply Rob67 May 29, 2014 David Guetta World Tour Cancelled After Losing USB Containing His Entire Set Quick solution for a shocking moment… Click for more information: http://youtu.be/4vF6Rf7n10I Log in to Reply Tech Blender May 29, 2014 Log in to Reply Guest May 29, 2014 GOOD. This is the type of DJ that should not do live shows. Go vinyl are GO HOME Log in to Reply Shaun Kelly May 29, 2014 Ha, ha , ha ,ha!! I so wanted this to be true! Some dude playing music off his Macbook and waving his hand in the air like some kind of palsied mutant is not a musician sheeple!! Log in to Reply Mohamed Jalel May 30, 2014 lol , Vanburren aime ça (y) Log in to Reply MF May 30, 2014 Well, he is French… Log in to Reply JRNYE5C4P3 May 30, 2014 Haha! Oppps. So much for a back up… Log in to Reply Steve Genzo May 30, 2014 never heard about backup, you genious? Log in to Reply aardvarked May 30, 2014 is this comment for real? Log in to Reply Steve Genzo May 30, 2014 Haters gonna Hate. Of course is for real, there are hundreds of online services that provide storage, this guy cancelled the tour because he lost his usb, like we are in 2014 people still going around with usb key…come on, how can be so DUMB?…and even he does not know, he just have ONE USB? double DUMB. aardvarked May 30, 2014 a) This is a satirical article b) It’s “genius”, not “genious”. Double dumb indeed. Steve Genzo May 30, 2014 …are you quite touchy, isn’t it, mate? (i was just wondering how many language do you speak…) Guilherme Nuno May 31, 2014 You’re right, in everything xD Netwie May 30, 2014 A DJ could show people what they actually do…and people would still be underwhelmed.The only amazing thing about DJing is the amount of people at the gigs. That is all. A good band=fun to watch.A good DJ=?? I suppose if you get stoned enough,and the DJ wears a big helmet…anything is possible. Log in to Reply RockyBourg May 30, 2014 If this were true…. It was as advertised, “a cataclysmic fuck-up of spectacular proportions.” Log in to Reply Tommy Maverick May 31, 2014 Look at all the ignorance in this article… “Manga cartoon”??? It’s called ANIME YOU FUCKHEAD!! Log in to Reply Tommy Maverick May 31, 2014 Look at all the ignorance in this article… *smh* “Manga cartoon”?!?! It’s called ANIME YOU FUCKHEAD!! Log in to Reply kramer June 1, 2014 Bad jokes. Bad writing. David Guetta may not be good, but your opinion should not be found in article. Quit making bad jokes and deliver the news. Log in to Reply Wolfram June 1, 2014 This hoax inspired me to create a piece of music LOST MY USB https://soundcloud.com/iuui/lost-my-usb Log in to Reply jjjjj June 3, 2014 you all are so stupid this is a fucking satire piece Log in to Reply Gonzague Dambricourt June 3, 2014 Nice hoax Log in to Reply Jimmy McMinn June 3, 2014 Worse than the Onion, because people believe this shit! Log in to Reply Elenadavid June 6, 2014 David guetta sensationally announced that he was cancelling the event due to having lost the usb stick which contained in the entire set. And i hope this is true what he said in the above post . if you want to get more information related to our usb please go to our website.promotional usb sticks. Log in to Reply You must log in to post a comment.