It has emerged today that grammar pedants who constantly correct people’s spelling and grammar online are a “bunch of sexy bastards”.
“I just love a guy who knows the difference between a synonym and an antonym and isn’t afraid to tell me,” declared Page 3 model Claire Moore. “Sometimes you just want a guy who can take charge in the bedroom and in the syntactically correct ordering of words in a sentence.”
“I’m getting wet just thinking about his unflinching dedication to upholding the conventions of the English language,” she added.
Those who are deemed sexiest and most cool among online grammar pedants include people who point it out sarcastically to make fun of people, those who prefix their correction by saying “I think you meant you’re, not your“, and people who jump on grammatical errors to win arguments when they know they haven’t a leg to stand on.
Claire insists that it’s the “super suave” grammar correcting guy that she finds the sexiest, admiring his “genuine wish that people weren’t so reckless with their use of the possessive apostrophe” and insisting that he isn’t just a pedantic super wanker with nothing better to do than to sniggeringly attempt to be superior to people by pointing out silly unimportant mistakes.
“There’s definitely just some unmistakable cool guy allure about online grammar pedants, any time I see one of them correcting someone else’s spelling or grammar I just think to myself that there must be some confident hunky badass at the other end of the computer, probably lifting weights, rubbing his chiselled abs or chopping wood in a loose fitting shirt,” continued Claire.
“When I get that picture in my head I almost want to start making grammatical errors myself, just so he’ll take me in his burly knowledge of semantics and ravage me tender by explicitly explaining the correct usage of the word ‘whom.'”
