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February 4, 2016
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Ten Walls Wondering Why His Friends Day Video Is Just A Blank Screen

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Lithuania’s leading anti-human rights activist, Ten Walls, has been left deeply disappointed this morning after his Friends Day Video on Facebook turned out to be “just a blank screen”.

Ten Walls, also known as Mario Basanov, has found himself on the periphery of the music industry since an ill advised homophobic rant on Facebook last summer caused him to lose bookings, fans and even friends.

Wunderground caught up with Igor Kalonas, Basanov’s booking agent and the world’s most underworked man, for a chat about the DJ’s current situation, “It’s been a really tough year for Mario. He’s literally gone from hero to zero. It must be horrible to know that you’ve blown years and years of hard work all because of one moment of stupidity.”

“I asked him how he felt about the whole thing last week,” continued Mr. Kalonas, who continuously pointed out that his and Basanov’s relationship was strictly professional. “His response was ‘now I know how Hitler must of felt when he realised how much he’d fucked up by invading Russia’. It wasn’t the answer I was expecting, I’m not sure how he makes the link between what he had achieved in his career and the actions of the most deplorable man to ever live. I guess he probably hates the Jews as well as the gays.”

“He calls me at least three or four times every day to see if I’ve been able to get him any bookings, and because he has nobody else to talk with,” claimed Kalonas. “He seemed really upset when he called me today, I asked him what was wrong, doing my best to sound like I actually cared, and he said his Friends Day Video was completely blank.”

“For a split second I felt kind of sorry for him, he’d obviously been looking to boost his confidence a bit but instead gave himself a reminder of the bleak reality of his situation. I tried to cheer him up by saying ‘at least some of the Russians like you’, then I remembered I hate the cunt and hung up the phone.”

According to Facebook analytics, Bassanov has sent over two thousand friend requests since his rant in June 2015, ninety nine percent of the people he sent them to have chose to ignore them, while the other one percent have blocked him.

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