A teacher in Liverpool, England, has reportedly been arrested after making one of his pupils do one hundred lines while keeping him in detention.
Peter Neville was told to clear his desk after the parent’s of the pupil, who we can not name for legal reasons, claimed their son was “wired to the moon” after returning home from the two hour punishment last Wednesday evening.
Reginald Parsons, the school’s principal, spoke to Wunderground earlier, “Mr. Neville has been indefinitely suspended without leave and is currently being investigated by the Merseyside Police. Should the allegations against Mr. Neville be true he will be stripped of his teaching license, sacked and face criminal prosecution. Which is a real bummer because he was always a great laugh around the staff room and on work nights out.”
According to pupils at St. Fidelma’s Secondary School, everyone is totally “devo’d” by the news that Mr. Neville has been suspended.
“It’s total bullshit, Mr. Neville was the only good teacher in this school, if he gets sacked we’re all going on strike,” claimed one year twelve student. “Everyone’s saying that he made that lad do one hundred lines but he didn’t, he was in year thirteen so he was old enough to make up his own mind whether he wanted to do lines or not.”
“All Mr. Neville done was bet him that he couldn’t do one hundred lines in two hours,” continued the seventeen year old pupil. “It was things like that that made him such a boss teacher and he was dead right too, there’s no way he could have done one hundred lines, I was there, the lines he was doing were tiny, there was only about thirty real lines there at best.”
“I learned so much during my time in detention when Mr. Neville was in charge,” revealed the anonymous pupil. “He taught me how to roll spliffs with skins inside out, he taught me all about the metric system so I know how to convert ounces into grams and he also taught me that not all grown ups are total dry shites. Things just won’t be the same around here if he goes.”
