The horrors of crack addiction have once again been highlighted by a shocking series of before and after pictures.
The pictures show the effects that prolonged use of the drug had on the appearance of two young Irish virgins.
“That would definitely scare me away from ever taking crack,” claimed British teenager Clinton Smith. “It’s hard to believe that the two mutants on the right used to be the two cretins on the left. I’m not saying I’d like to be a cretin, but I definitely don’t want to be a mutant so I think I’ll just say no.”
According to brothers John and Edward Grimes, pictured above, they started smoking crack as an escape from the reality of having Louis Walsh as their manager.
“It was horrible having to spend so much time with Louis,” confirmed Edward. “The sexual innuendos were relentless and having to look at his childlike sixty year old face was really unsettling, after a couple of years crack was our only option.”
“It’s ruined our lives and our music career,” added John. “The only positive thing to come from it, and it’s a very small silver lining, is that we’re both now ugly enough to become politicians, although the thought of us being in control of a country, or even the world, is pretty scary.”
According to political sources, John and Edward have already made sweeping inroads into the world of politics and have been masquerading as Boris Johnson and Donald Trump for the past five years. If both brothers manage to get into power they will change their combined name to Bonald Jump and form the world’s first ever transatlantic political party.
