A guy who had been debating whether or not he should chat to a girl at the bar, has convinced himself he will, after ‘one more drink’.
Mike, a conflicted man in his early twenties, made the decision, based on briefly catching the unnamed girl’s eye and acknowledging her lack of company, that she definitely wants to talk to him and probably wants to go home with him, but is too shy and just needs to have the ice broken for her.
Having already taken an extended trip to the toilets where he sprayed himself with repugnant aftershave, rolled up his t-shirt sleeves to check his tattoos were fully on show and applied another layer of fake tan to his face, Mike planned to down a few extra shots and also offer the girl one.
After turning around, he was slightly shocked to find her staring directly across the queue at him and smiling. With a spring in his step, Mike recounts how he turned back to the bar and collected two shots for him and one for her.
“I knew I was onto something from the moment our eyes first met, for less than a second, and she turned away really quickly,” said Mike.
The girl then began walking in Mike’s direction, but as he proceeded to offer her a drink, she brushed right past him and, in his own words, “straight into the arms of some fucking white shirted dick head.”
On reflection, Mike told Wunderground, “yeah, yeah, she was fit, but my gosh didn’t she just know it.”
