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Man decides to go to Ibiza one more time

Man Who Said He Was Finished With Ibiza Last Year Now Reckons He Has 1 More Trip In Him

A man who claimed there was absolutely no chance he would be going back to Ibiza after ten consecutive holidays in ten years now reckons he probably has one more trip in

April 18, 2017

Ibiza

Room full of men decide theres enough women in the indusrty

Room Full Of Men Decide There Is Enough Women In Dance Music

Reports of a severe lack of equality in the electronic music industry have finally been put to bed after a room full of men decided that there was “more than enough” women

April 18, 2017

“It’s The Highest I’ve Ever Been” Claims Man Off His Bin At Paul Oakenfold’s Everest Gig

A man who took drugs at a Paul Oakenfold gig held at Everest Base Camp earlier this week has claimed that is was definitely the highest he has ever been. The gig,

April 18, 2017

Met Police Claim They Only Shut Down Rave On Tube Because “Drum And Bass Is Shite”

The London Metropolitan Police have confirmed they only shut down an underground rave on the Tube because they believe “drum and bass is shite”. A statement released today claims the Met Police

April 12, 2017

Unemployed Stoner Celebrating 6 Letter Word On Countdown With Bag Of Crisps

An unemployed stoner is today celebrating after getting his first ever six letter word on the popular daytime TV show Countdown. Twenty-three-year-old Anthony James claims he only started to watch Countdown in 2013

April 7, 2017

People Of The World

Pringles Heroin Flavoured Crisps – Once You Pop You Just Can’t Stop

Pringles have announced they are to add a brand new heroin flavour to their delicious range of potato chips, which they claim will be their “most delicious and irresistible flavour yet”. Sammy

April 7, 2017

Man who lives under rock plans to travel to Ibiza to go to Space nightclub

Man Living Under Rock Can’t Wait For Space Ibiza This Summer

A man who has spent the last twenty years living under a rock has revealed plans to visit Space, Ibiza, this summer. Peter Flint, a geologist from Blackrock, Dublin, is hoping to

April 7, 2017

Ibiza

Man Who Said He Was Finished With Ibiza Last Year Now Reckons He Has 1 More Trip In Him

Room Full Of Men Decide There Is Enough Women In Dance Music

“It’s The Highest I’ve Ever Been” Claims Man Off His Bin At Paul Oakenfold’s Everest Gig

Met Police Claim They Only Shut Down Rave On Tube Because “Drum And Bass Is Shite”

Unemployed Stoner Celebrating 6 Letter Word On Countdown With Bag Of Crisps

Pringles Heroin Flavoured Crisps – Once You Pop You Just Can’t Stop

Man Living Under Rock Can’t Wait For Space Ibiza This Summer

Chatty Drug Dealer Just Looking For A Mate

Paranoid Drug Dealer Only Communicating Through Vape Smoke Signals

Hot Since 82 Changes Name To “Ageing Well Since 2017”

Rethinking Your Investment in 4 Comet Works: A Buyer’s Guide

Move D @ Panoramabar (27.3.2011)

Danny Tenaglia “Resigns” from DJing Through Facebook Rant

J Dilla Mum Talks About Dilla, Detroit and Dilla’s Love for House