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Super strong Tesla ecstasy tablets currently arriving in Europe from China are believed to contain ground elephant tusk. The pills had recently been flagged as dangerous for containing over two hundred milligrams

London club XOYO has reportedly gone into hiding after news of Fabric’s permanent closure broke late last night. According to sources, the Shoreditch club has not been seen since yesterday evening and

Politicians in London have vowed to take on the capital’s football clubs once they have successfully closed down all of the city’s nightclubs. Speaking shortly after popular London club Fabric’s license was

A middle aged man who claims to hate the “young cunts” he comes across in his social life is secretly desperate for their approval. Peter O’Neill, a thirty six year old Irishman

A man who recently got a facial tattoo has revealed that he still doesn’t regret his decision, eight days after having it done. Pete Hampton, an unemployed twenty six year old, claims

A drugged up teen in Manchester, England, has reportedly found a portal to another dimension in his local Lidl store. Frank, a nineteen year old drug dealer, claims that he had taken

The world’s largest collection of tapes has been found in a previously unseen vault inside the Pyramid of Khafre in Giza, Egypt. The Pyramid of Khafre is the second largest of Egypt’s