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A man who has been applying for a number of warehouse jobs has been left shocked after discovering that going to raves does not count as genuine warehouse experience. Danny McGoldrick, a

Every teenager’s favourite tipple, WKD, has announced they are to release a brand new flavour that turns your piss glitterey. Adding to a range of flavours including, Blue, Red and Orange, the

German hardcore group Scooter have announced that they are set to release their latest comeback single, Back in the Dole Queue, early next month. The upcoming release will be the forty-second official

The United States of America is set to introduce a nationwide ban on human beings at all public events in a last-ditch attempt to curtail mass shootings. An emergency summit called by

A man who was desperately trying to fit in at his first ever rave has told a number of people that TBC is his favourite DJ. Peter Keating, who took some MDMA

A man who has repeatedly shared pictures of quinoa salads on his Instagram page is believed to be secretly gorging on fish and chips. Matt Davis, a twenty-six-year-old health fanatic wannabe, claims

A leading American doctor has confirmed that listening to The Chainsmokers is now the single biggest cause of ear cancer. Nigel Spackman, the proud owner of a doctorate in music, believes that

A thirty-five-year-old man who was told to “go hard or go home” at a house party, has reportedly made up his mind and ordered an Uber. James McCarthy, the “old man” in

One of the world’s leading sleep experts has revealed that Italian DJ sets could completely replace lullabies by the year 2021. Ian Smith, of the Colorado Sleep Institute, claims that Italian DJ

London’s “naughtiest geezer”, Danny Dyer, has revealed that the plot for the eagerly anticipated sequel to Human Traffic is mostly just about old people staying in bed all day on Sunday. According