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A popular Berlin nightclub has announced that it is set to ban the Burqa this winter but has confirmed that gimp masks will still be perfectly acceptable. The club, which has asked

The latest statistics from the food industry suggest that approximately fifty percent of the world’s pineapples now contain large quantities of cocaine. The shocking statistic comes after another shipment of cocaine-filled pineapples

Dance music’s equivalent to the National Enquirer, DJ Mag, has announced an immediate ban on DJs canvassing schoolyards in an attempt to gain votes for this year’s Top 100 DJs Poll. Barry

In a major shakeup, popular photo-sharing platform Instagram has announced plans to ban all “uglies” from using the app. The ban, which will also include “mingers and munters” but surprisingly not “rotters”,

A bloke who was recently spotted dancing in a nightclub is reportedly one hundred percent certain that the girl dancing beside him was coming onto him. Andy Walker, the man in question,

A DJ, who is also a spokesperson for a Tourette’s awareness group, has wowed his audience by claiming “cunt piss-flaps wanker dick head” during a recent talk about the condition. Speaking to

The latest research has confirmed that “one sip” is the perfect amount of beer to drink from each can or bottle at an afterparty. According to the research, the best time to

A man who hasn’t been out in almost a full week is reportedly planning an extra big weekend to make up for lost time. Graham Mills, who last went out this day

A broke English DJ has admitted that he is at the point in his career where he would seriously consider selling out. William Gaffney, aka Will.I’m.Not, made the shocking admission over drinks