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A British maternity hospital is reportedly offering a “have one get one free” policy on all babies who will grow up to be tech house DJs. The latest statistics indicate that approximately

In international news, a group of Mexicans who were recently refused entry to the United States have nicknamed the border between the countries “Berghain”. Juan Gonzales, who claims he just wanted to

The latest rumours from the water cooler suggest that Stephen from IT, who showed up for work this morning with one shaved eyebrow, definitely fell asleep at a house party last night.

Using the number of drinks you have had to measure a period of time is now recognised as a legitimate method by the International Association of Things and Stuff. According to experts,

According to the latest research, watching drug documentaries on Netflix increases you’re likeliness of “getting on the bag” by up to one hundred percent. A recent influx of documentaries and docudramas about

A couple who have just had a newborn baby have said they are confident of getting a night out in the next five or six years. Ian and Becky Wallace-Barnes welcomed their

A police sniffer dog has reportedly been sent to a rehab clinic to undergo addiction treatment after it was found to be dependant on cocaine. Rex Wolfenstein, a seven-year-old Border Collie, has

A nightclub promoter’s home has reportedly been repossessed after he tried to use drink vouchers to make mortgage payments. James Ellis, who has been promoting club nights for almost twenty years, was

The wider dance music community has been left in mourning this afternoon after the atmosphere at a drum ‘n’ bass night was officially pronounced dead. Brum ‘N’ Bass, Birmingham’s seventeenth most popular