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According to the latest standards, pulling a whitey when smoking weed is no longer politically correct and will be treated harshly by people who are offended by it. Members of the Hypersensitive

A man who has spent the morning rolling around his bed on the comedown is set to abandon his sixth attempted wank any minute now. Peter Jenkins, a single thirty-year-old from The

The number of chronic pain sufferers in the UK has reportedly increased tenfold overnight after the announcement that laws surrounding the medicinal use of cannabis were to be eased. While the latest

A bloke who has spent the last five hours making a precise, to the minute, schedule of acts he wants to see at a festival he is attending this weekend is probably

Ricardo Villalobos has reportedly been living his life according to Prince’s mantra “party like it’s 1999” for the last nineteen years. While it is not yet clear if Villalobos, commonly referred to

A supposedly “sound engineer” has reportedly been found to be “not actually sound at all” by all of his colleagues. Matthew Pickles, who was recently hired by Rumours nightclub in Kent, England,

An English physician has reportedly started to treat people suffering from severe constipation with cocaine. Doctor Barry White, not to be confused with the late singer, is believed to have a 99%

A number of prominent music industry professionals save slammed London’s first ever Night Czar, Amy Lamé, after she failed to protect the city from yet more draconian licensing law enforcement. The latest

The world’s most popular TV streaming platform, Netflix, has announced a brand new “horror series” based entirely around the fear people feel the morning after a night out. The show, said to

The latest news from the old school community suggests that the 1990’s Eurodance powerhouse, 2 Unlimited, have finally reached their limit. Until now, it was largely considered that the duo had no