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A bloke who has been taking pills at a local house party has reportedly been left confused and bewildered after forgetting what he was saying. Reports suggest that the man was probably

A man who now only drinks IPA has admitted to friends that he still hasn’t got a fucking clue what it stands for. Ryan Patrick, a twenty-seven-year-old from Kent, England, claims he

Patrick Topping has confirmed that he is set to release a tech house remix of It’s Coming Home in time for England’s World Cup semi-final against Croatia on Wednesday. The track, originally

Diynamic label boss Solomun has reportedly canceled all of his upcoming shows after dislocating both of his wrists while practicing new dance moves. According to witnesses, Solomun was attempting a “triple-barreled gun-finger

In a shocking revelation from the dance music community, Idris Elba has admitted that he has been “only acting like a DJ” for the past ten years. Elba, best known for appearing

A lad who has a laptop and a small midi controller now considers his bedroom to be a home studio. Michael Stanley, a.k.a. Mike Stand, is planning on using his studio to

An Amsterdam based sound engineer has reportedly taken a life-long vow that will see him stay out of the red light for the remainder of his years. Andrew van der Bink, who

A Japanese nightclub has announced plans to replace its sound system with a wall of one thousand five hundred used iPhones. The Tokyo venue, which is famous for its distinct lack of