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An American melter who insists on pronouncing Ibiza as “Eye-visa” definitely thinks she’s more cultured and sophisticated than you. Reports suggest that the woman, who is planning on visiting the Balearic Island

In breaking news from the worlds of romance and beverages, whiskey has officially replaced food as the best way to a man’s heart. The latest development has been described as a “devastating

Primary school teachers all over Ireland are set to “get on it” for the next eight weeks as thousands of melter kids prepare for their summer holidays. According to Wunderground sources, most

Influencers are reportedly spending up to eight hours a day trying to convince their parents that what they are doing is actually a real job. According to experts, only one percent of

A thirty-eight-year-old Irishman who claims that he is “far too old” to be partying like a man fifteen years younger than him is still going to do it anyway. Speaking at a

The latest reports from America indicate that the South African DJ Black Coffee has been mobbed in a New York branch of Dunkin’ Donuts. The incident, which happened shortly after midday yesterday,

Swiss luxury watchmakers Rolex have announced they will be wrapping up their watch manufacturing operation to concentrate on pill production at the beginning of 2021. Rolex pills have reached near legendary status

The world’s clumsiest DJ has reportedly tripped up over a pair of wireless headphones he was wearing on his head and knocked himself unconscious. Having recently made the switch to wireless, following

A videographer has been declared a modern-day Jesus after making the after-movie of an extremely shitty party look really good. Paul Draper, a recent graduate and aspiring filmmaker, was hired to make