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The latest research has confirmed that the average person spends a total of five years scrolling through their phones looking for drug contacts throughout the course of their lifetime. The research, carried

An afterparty was officially declared shit after someone put an iPhone in a pint glass in an effort to increase the volume of the phone’s speaker. According to reports, people at the

The latest statistics have confirmed that bedroom DJ numbers in London are at a twenty year low as a direct result of the city’s massively inflated rental market. Marc Brewer, a housing

Reports from Ibiza suggest that a London moped gang have now taken control of the bar in DC10. Sources close to the gang, strangely named The Pikachus, have confirmed that the gang

Every child’s favourite chocolate manufacturer, Kinder, has announced that it is set to launch a brand new dating app aimed exclusively at children. Kinder CEO William Wonka-Smith claims the new dating app,

An English drug dealer has decided to show his support for his national football team by painting St George’s crosses onto all of his baggies for the duration of the World Cup.

The British Government has passed a surprise bill that will allow the military the right to use Love Island as a nuclear bomb test area. The bill was passed earlier today by

Footage of Argentinian legend, and arguably the greatest footballer of all time, Diego Maradona getting on it at Tuesday night’s match has been named as the clear highlight of the World Cup