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Following a rare public appearance in Hollywood earlier this week, it has been confirmed that Skrillex still has “exceptionally shit hair”. Contrary to popular belief, Skrillex, real name Sonny something or other,

A music producer who has failed to have a single track signed in ten years is refusing to have his tracks professionally mastered because he sees it as a “piece of piss”.

A lad has reportedly set a new world record after hitting the snooze button on his alarm clock for a full twenty four hours. According to reports, Graham Watson arrived to work

Festival sources have revealed that this year’s Ass-psylum Festival will be the first ever psytrance festival to have onsite showers. According to local crusty Simon “Psy-mon” Jones, the showers will be a

A man with his head stuck in a novelty white bucket has reportedly just sold out an entire stadium tour. Going by the name Marshmello, it appears the man seems to have

St Anthony, the patron saint of missing things, has reportedly been invited to a local afterparty after a bag of coke went missing. House owner Jordan Wilson reported the bag of coke

Everyone’s favourite washed up EDM superstars, the Swedish House Mafia, recently sparked rumours of a comeback tour after an appearance at Ultra Music Festival. Today, the Swedish trio confirmed the rumours and

Sources in Jerusalem have claimed the Last Supper has been ruined after an unnamed Deliveroo driver forgot to bring the dips. Reports suggest that a group of twelve men were sitting down

A group of techno DJs have announced that they are set to do the unthinkable and wear white t-shirts at a charity event next month. Techno For Humanity, held at the Recreational

A former Irish pro-life campaigner has reportedly completely changed her opinion after attending an EDM concert. Mary Mullen, a thirty four year old “busy body” from County Tipperary, revealed that she has