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Giegling co-founder Konstantin has reportedly returned to being insignificant after he was thrust into the public spotlight late last month. The bearded DJ, best known for his goat impression, gained notoriety after

A bloke who attended last month’s Glastonbury Festival has admitted that he probably won’t stop talking about it for three or four months. Twenty three year old James Nolan, a forklift driver

According to the latest rumours, a brand new contestant, in the form of a fifty-five gallon barrel of raw sewage, is to be introduced to Love Island later this week. Inside sources

Reports from the music industry this afternoon have confirmed that Secret Garden Party is a great party but one of the worst kept secrets in the world. The festival, held between the

News of a major dance off between Jon Snow and a White Walker at this summer’s Festival Forte has shaken the music industry this afternoon. The festival, held in the eleventh century

A World Wildlife Federation, WWF, spokesperson has today confirmed that hipsters have now moved onto the endangered species list. According to our source, Hipster numbers have plummeted from somewhere in the region

International sport’s favorite pantomime villain, Tiger Woods, is reportedly on the green. Sources close to the golfer have confirmed that Woods has been “hitting the green extra hard” in recent weeks after

A bloke who plays songs at weddings has caused a stir in the music industry by claiming that he is an actual DJ. Michael Hardy, a.k.a. Spin Master Mike, made the claims