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A yard has reportedly been “overrun with boys” after American R&B singer Kelis made a milkshake. Witnesses claim the yard became “completely impassable” after all of the boys in the immediate area

Beards are set for a return to full-on weirdness by the year 2020, according to leading facial hair experts. The news will be welcomed by “pervs, creeps and outcasts”, as well as

Alton Towers have announced plans to build a brand new roller coaster set to be called the K-Hole. Roller coaster experts have said the K-Hole’s unique design will make it one of

The British clubbing institution Cream has reportedly replaced its logo with a giant fidget spinner. The decision was made earlier this week after bosses decided that their logo was in desperate need

Local drug sources have confirmed that the super strong batch of Ikea pills currently on the market are actually a small blue and yellow bag of ingredients. Concerns were raised by police

A whistleblower within the clubbing industry has revealed that the term “free in before eleven” is actually a secret code for “tickets selling shite”. The news has left the clubbing industry in

Rumours that Deep Dish were about to record a brand new Global Underground album have been put to bed after it was confirmed that deep dish Hawaii was just a pizza order.

Torrential rain is celebrating this afternoon after getting its hands on a last minute ticket for Glastonbury Festival. Torrential rain has been at almost every Glastonbury since it began in the 1970s

Giegling co-founder Konstantin has categorically proven that not all publicity is good publicity following an ill-founded statement about female DJs. The German DJ claimed that “women are usually worse at DJing than