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Yard flooded with boys after Kelis makes milkshake

Yard Overrun With Boys After Kelis Makes Milkshake

A yard has reportedly been “overrun with boys” after American R&B singer Kelis made a milkshake. Witnesses claim the yard became “completely impassable” after all of the boys in the immediate area
July 6, 2017

Cream Replace Logo With Fidget Spinner

The British clubbing institution Cream has reportedly replaced its logo with a giant fidget spinner. The decision was made earlier this week after bosses decided that their logo was in desperate need
July 3, 2017
Ikea Pills are ingredients

Ikea Pills Actually A Small Bag Of Ingredients

Local drug sources have confirmed that the super strong batch of Ikea pills currently on the market are actually a small blue and yellow bag of ingredients. Concerns were raised by police
July 3, 2017

Konstantin Proves Not All Publicity Is Good Publicity

Giegling co-founder Konstantin has categorically proven that not all publicity is good publicity following an ill-founded statement about female DJs. The German DJ claimed that “women are usually worse at DJing than
June 23, 2017
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