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Hannah Wants Set To Release Darude Sandstorm

Hannah Wants has today announced details of her forthcoming track entitled ‘Hannah Wants – Darude Sandstorm’ which she claims will be a massive anthem with international appeal. “It’s one of those tracks
January 4, 2017

Bono To Have His Vagina Licked For Cash

Bono has today announced that he will shun cash for the entirety of 2017, instead choosing to have the balls licked off him after every gig in an act he is insisting
November 21, 2016

Condoms “Too Big” For EDM DJ’s

Leading condom manufacturer Durex has claimed that its condoms are too big for EDM Dj’s and will be testing a new range of extra small saggy condoms aimed at the EDM Dj
September 13, 2016

Hannah Wants Claims Dog Ate Her Music

Hannah Wants has this morning issued a heartfelt apology to Boddika for copying his version of Joy O’s 2012 Mercy, claiming that her Dog, Xerox, ate the hard drive with all her own productions
September 12, 2016
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