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Icelandic Norse God of thunder and lightning, Thor, has today declared he cannot wait to get absolutely hammered at the upcoming Secret Solstice Festival. Thor, well known for his love of Seth

Everybody’s favourite Paedophile smuggler, The Pope, has been announced as the main headliner for the upcoming Mass Festival, due to be held this summer somewhere in the back arse of Ireland. The

Swansea Producer, Alan Carter, has been left feeling disenfranchised as he has come to the hard realisation that his target audience doesn’t care about the effort he puts into making tracks. “It’s

All over the country, promoters are waking up to the announcement that a new set of legislation, aimed at tackling the rising use of hyperbole in the UKs club scene, will come

DJ Grimey S, an aspiring Drum and Bass spinner from Bristol, has embarked on a bold new marketing strategy to promote his mixes and increase his visibility in “Bristol and the larger

Research released today shows that the quantity of online articles about the resurgence of vinyl has finally been overtaken by sales of actual vinyl for the first time. The fact-finding mission, set

An amateur DJ has constructed a sophisticated PR campaign in which he implies that his House and Garage night ‘Diamonds, Silk and Pearls and Diamonds’ (“Yeah, that was a mix-up at the

Bolton Tech House producer M0T€v8, real name Darren Bleach, has picked up the ‘Employee of the Week’ award from Starbucks in Bolton city centre. Darren, 34, who spoke to us from his

Scientists in the US have reported that a Pioneer CDJ has achieved sentience and become a fully fledged Artificial Intelligence. The latest Pioneer CDJ Model, the CDJ 10,000 ‘Professional Integrated Multi-Media Player

The wait is over! Last night, Daft Punk made dance music history by announcing their first concert since 2007. “We are thrilled to announce a groundbreaking live music experience, the likes of