A young party girl is hoping her local drug dealer accepts One4all vouchers after an “extremely disappointing” Christmas haul.
Tracy Summers, a twenty one year old arts student, is believed to have asked her family for “cash or something” for Christmas but has now been forced to rearrange her part schedule after the actually gave her One4all vouchers.
“I fucking knew I shouldn’t have said that ‘or something’ when I asked for cash,” Tracy told us earlier. “Obviously, my mam and dad picked up on it, they could have just bunged me a few fifties and everyone would have been happy but, no, they had to be smart and give me a One4-fucking-all vouchers instead. They’re always trying to ruin my fun.”
“I’m totally fucking broke and I was planning on spending that money on getting on the bag for New Year’s Eve but now all I’ve got to spend is a poxy voucher,” she continued. “I’ve been flat out trying to sell them to my mates for the last two day but nobody’s interested. Honestly, these things are harder to get rid of than crabs.”
“Now, I’m just hoping Big George down the road will do me some sort of a deal for a bag,” she said hopefully. “He’s usually good for that kind of thing, I’ve seen loads of people swap their kids PlayStations and bikes for bags so I’m sure he’ll take a One4all voucher, it’s pretty much the ultimate test for the vouchers, if he’ll take them, there’s literally no place that won’t.”
According to Big George, he will have no problem accepting One4all vouchers but will only be offering a quarter of their actual value, which, incidentally, is similar to spending them in Harrods.