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A chicken with a ketamine addiction has tarnished her family name and trashed tradition by being incapable of following in her ancestors’ footsteps and crossing the road. Marie Cluxton, an eight year

In a bid to make himself look like less of a cretinous racist, U.S. President elect Donald Trump has found a black man, Kanye West, who he believes is rich and obnoxious

Electronic music veteran Giorgio Moroder has expressed his delight at beating 2016 and revealed that he spent the last four months of the year locked in a panic room to make sure

British Prime Minister Theresa May has announced that she is to host an after party in 10 Downing Street after the reopening of Fabric on 6 December. May, considered by nobody as

A girl who prides herself on the fact that her diet contains absolutely no caffeine has revealed that she spends “a couple of hundred quid” on cocaine every weekend. Maria O’Neill claims

Non vegan member’s of Moby’s family have lashed out at their soon to be Christmas host, claiming that they are set for a shit Christmas dinner, for the fifth consecutive year. Ian

DJs all over the world are relishing the chance to make a “few handy quid” this Christmas by playing gigs in their hometown. Irish DJ Matador claims that the thought of Dublin

The world’s most popular file sharing website, Zippyshare, have announced that they will be offering users vinyl downloads for 3D printers early next year. The service will allow users to download music

A lad who claims he doesn’t do coke is reportedly happy to take numerous bumps from other people’s bags that he hasn’t paid for. According to Jim Dyson, he doesn’t need any

Office staff all over the country have realised that Christmas parties are a great way to find out who the other druggies they work with are. Pete Gould, a data analyst from