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A man who momentarily thought he had invented time travel was brought back to earth with a bump after discovering he had actually just been taking Ket. Martin Baldwin, a twenty-three-year-old physics

Ever come across an old pill in the pocket of a pair of jeans at the bottom of your wardrobe or in a bag you only ever use at festivals? Before you

Bosses at a Dutch nightclub has confirmed that they are set to open a designated drug room in an attempt to reduce queues for the toilet. Giorgio De Vries manager at Haus House

A recent report from the North American Dentistry Association, or NADA, has revealed that parents in America are now having their children’s wisdom teeth removed with the sole intention of recording a

A man who turned his laptop’s screen brightness “all the way down” in an attempt to find drugs on the dark web has been left confused and drugless. Barry Mason, a half-wit

Former Berlin based DJ, Dax J has been announced as a surprise headliner for this summer’s Hideout Festival in Croatia. Mr J, who now spends his time moving between safe houses after

A giant fossilised hash plant from the cretaceous era has proved, beyond all reasonable doubt, that dinosaurs smoked weed. Palaeontologist Rex Marley believes the fossil dates back to approximately four hundred and

In the most surprising news to emerge in the electronic music industry since American EDM fans discovered Calvin Harris was Scottish, Barry Manilow has officially been named as the third member of

A bloke who gave away over ten thousand free hugs at a festival last year is considering selling blow jobs for a quid at a festival this summer. Andy Maurice, who claims

In breaking news, Wikileaks have reportedly leaked a detailed dossier believed to contain Chris Lorenzo’s entire client list. According to Wunderground sources, the document is set to cause an uproar in the