A man has this morning called into work sick with a suspected case of food poisoning, which he believes he may have caught from one, or all, of the ten pints of
Sources within the electronic music industry have confirmed that the queue for the girl’s toilets in a popular Ibiza nightclub as the new “biggest thing in dance music”. The club, which has
A bloke who has spent the last three months rolling around the ground in fields getting drunk and fucked up on drugs at festivals has claimed he has no idea where the
The latest research from the music industry has found that not one single person involved with it in any shape or form, is as important as they think they are. Researchers have
A group of American athletes has vowed to take the knee during a Diplo DJ set as a protest against the current state of the music industry. A number of high profile
One of the future house industry’s biggest up and coming stars has admitted that he doesn’t really know what future house actually is. In a revealing interview with Wunderground, Nathan Sparkles, the
Reports from the culinary world have found that vegan bacon is a total waste of fucking time for everyone who has been in any way affected by it. Brian Jennings, who has
A bloke who thinks he is a unicorn has apparently been exposed as nothing but a “regular run of the mill dickhead”. Wesley Rowntree, who has been claiming unicorn status since watching
A heavy metal fan who claimed that all dance music was shite has been forced to eat humble pie after actually enjoying an industrial techno gig. Lars Boffhammer, real name Laurence Boffert,