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Scottish electronic music producer Calvin Harris has reportedly been refused entry to the Church of Scientology after scoring zero on the religion’s infamous personality test. Harris, widely considered the Andy Murray of

A DJ who was recently booked to play an old-school classics set has reportedly come to realise that he is now “past it”. Malcolm Howard, a.k.a. DJ Malcolm Powder, has enjoyed limited

Reports from the hospitality industry suggest that other people’s children are set to ruin Sunday drinking in the for everyone again this weekend. Other people’s children have been on a hot run

A thirty-year-old woman has admitted that she is still pretending to know the difference between Merlot and Pinot Noir, despite having well over ten year’s worth of wine drinking experience now under

Dutch knob twiddler Fedde Le Grand has been advised to use CBD oil to try to stop his arms from spasming during DJ sets. Le Grand, real name surprisingly Fedde Le Grand,

A lad who is set to attend a festival next weekend, claims to have been “saving his best creativity” for finding ways to smuggle his own alcohol past the security and onto

A southern DJ has been accused of cultural appropriation by a DJ from Doncaster after “putting a donk” on one of his tracks. Anthon Burton, a.k.a. Tony B, claims that “the donk

An American festival has announced that plastic straws will be completely banned from its site in 2019, however, guns will still be permitted. Organisers of the unnamed Texas festival have confirmed that

In refreshing news, it seems that the entire population of the world has now gone back to not caring about deep house. The genre, which gained “more popularity than a first-year college

Richie Hawtin has reportedly sold his hair to Cash 4 Gold for a fee believed to be in the region of £1.2million. Hawtin, best known for having DNA that is almost one