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An Englishman who appeared to be a human statue street performer has been exposed as “some normal bloke” on ket. James Wilson reportedly took a monster bump moments before leaving his friends

English tech house duo Solardo have reportedly been preparing for the potential outbreak of World War 3 by building a self-contained bunker and stocking it with 712 shit shirts, a Bluetooth speaker

A man’s Tinder matches have increased by almost 1000% after he uploaded a picture of himself holding a cute little puppy. Steven Jones, a twenty-eight-year-old “pussy hound” from Cardiff, Wales, claims he

An Irish bloke who added a shitty sounding kick drum sample to a classic disco track now believes he is a fully fledged music producer. Ian O’Sullivan, who “produces” music under the

An English DJ has made the decision to leave his Mixcloud Pro account to his son in his will after realising that he’d have “fuck all else” to give him if he

A bedroom DJ’s dad has reportedly “had it up to here with that racket” and is currently considering a “house wide ban” on DJing. Dan Smyth, who bought his teenage daughter a

A girl who made her party-loving boyfriend choose between going out and her, has reportedly just changed her Facebook relationship status to “single”. Amanda Bremner, a thirty-year-old IT worker from Glasgow, Scotland,

Reports from the clubbing industry suggest that a number of popular American nightclubs are now booking “shit DJs” to help clear their rooms at closing time. An undercover investigation found an increased

A new batch of vegan-friendly ketamine is believed to be ready for worldwide consumption after being extensively tested on humans in Ibiza. The ketamine, which will be available for both recreational and

The world’s greatest DJ has reportedly managed to successfully mix Facebook’s latest algorithm with Lil Louis’s timeless classic French Kiss. Brian Heffernan, a.k.a. DJ Heffin on Earth, is rumoured to have made