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The American Government have announced a new trade deal with Spinnin’ Records that will see the Dutch label buy thousands of detained children from Tender Age Detention Centers on the United States’

The latest research has revealed that DJs are likely to amass a collection of over ten thousand nondescript cables in a drawer over the course of their career. The phenomenon, known as

A thirty-five-year-old Irish man has finally given up on his dream of having a six-pack and instead decided to devote his time to making a beer belly he can “be proud of”.

Berlin’s most notorious techno club, Berghain, has announced that all Mexicans are now barred from entering the nightclub after yesterday’s World Cup upset. Germany, the current World Cup holders, were surprisingly beaten

A major sunglasses dealing operation has been shut down in Belgium after the organisers of Ostend Beach Festival tipped of Belgian authorities about the whereabouts of a gang with six tons of

Matthew Lucas, one of the world’s leading bible historians, has claimed that Jesus Christ was “definitely wearing Air Max ‘97s” when he walked on water. Lucas went onto claim that the biblical

Alcohol companies all over the world are believed to be re-targeting the dead in an attempt to boost sales ahead of the summer season. According to experts, alcohol sales take a severe

Arsene Wenger is set for a move to Ibiza this summer after it was confirmed that he will be the new manager of San Antonio nightclub Es Paradis. Wenger recently stepped down

A lad trying to start a mosh at Extrema Outdoor Festival has been labeled as a “noob” and somebody who “doesn’t really get” the festival. The attempted mosh happened in District 4

A group of normal people have claimed they are happy to dress like hippies for the duration of Extrema Festival. “I love hippy clothes and the whole hippy ethos,” claimed Elsie de