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A DJ who repeatedly claims that he is “in it for the music, not the money” is now refusing to play gigs for less than £5K. According to sources close to the

An Irish girl has reportedly bought a new handbag based entirely on how much puke she thinks it will be able to hold. Jacqueline Barry, twenty three, is said to be delighted

An English girl has revealed that she now has over two hundred hoodies in her stolen hoodie collection. Louise Thompson, a twenty eight year old MUA from Burnley, admitted that she had

A local “shit hole” nightclub is set to reopen after undergoing a massive renovation, thought to be worth somewhere in the region of £58, during the week. The club’s owner, a prominent

A man has reportedly left a house party in an extremely good mood after spending almost six hours flirting with Alexa. James Glenn, a twenty six year old retail worker, is believed

A man has reported a 300% increase in his Tinder matches after adding a photograph of himself standing behind a set of decks to his profile. Alaw Quirke, who is not an

The clubbing industry’s go to equipment manufacturer, Pioneer, have announced a brand new mixer with over 50% more redline. The DJM 50,000+ is set for release early next year and, according to

A new study has revealed that children who are exposed to high levels of tech-house at a young age are ten times more likely to grow up to be wankers. Dr Norris

An English tech-house producer has admitted that, despite a relatively successful career in the music industry, he feels totally dead inside. Ronald Tonkerson, aka DJ Ronki Tonk, claims that he often wonders

Chicago dance music legend Green Velvet has astonishingly been cast to star alongside Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone in the eagerly anticipated La La Land 2. Following up on the hugely successful