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Warnings about extra strong pills circulating in the United Kingdom have reportedly driven the demand for pills up to an all time high. The most recent warning, about a batch of “blue

In heartbreaking news, a happy hardcore fan, who once claimed to be the happiest man alive, is reportedly now a manic depressive. According to Andy “Smiler” Murphy, he, like many other people

Roland have announced the release of the latest variation of the TR-8 drum machine, the TR-8S, and ensured their customers that “this is definitely the most complicated one yet”. Following in the

An Englishman at an afterparty has reportedly held the same can of beer for just over fifteen hours. Ian Thompson, who attended the afterparty with a group of friends in the early

The friendship you have just struck up with the person you met at a house party is likely to last almost the exact same time as the bag of coke they are

A vegan who recently ate an entire bag of records has confirmed what we all expected by revealing that vegan friendly vinyl tastes like shit. Patrice Hollahan, claimed that he is “so

American heavy metal band Slayer have confirmed they will be playing at a number of Icelands as part of the European leg of their farewell tour. The infamous four piece will appear

UK grime sensation Stormzy is set to enter the world of caffeinated beverages with the launch of his very own line of tea bags, aptly named Stormzy In A Teacup. The recent

Paris Hilton’s Amnesia residency has come to an abrupt end after the Ibiza club finally remembered she isn’t actually a real DJ. Island sources have confirmed that Hilton’s night, Foam & Diamonds,