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A man who took a “shit load of ket” at the weekend has confirmed that he accidentally watched the Winter Olympics for over six hours on Saturday morning. Peter Pickle claimed he

Outspoken journalist Katie Hopkins has reportedly been kicked out of a k-hole for being a total cunt. Hopkins, best known for being as likeable as a malignant dick wart, was recently pictured

According to the latest online news, some bloke who nobody knows is now one of the world’s biggest DJs. While it is not yet clear who the DJ is, there is a

A Berlin based Kylie Minogue fan has admitted that it will take “all of his luck” to gain entry to her upcoming show in the city’s most elusive nightclub, Berghain. Franz Klinkenberger,

A DJ with a collection of 128mb memory sticks has confirmed that he is struggling to get any gigs. Twenty four year old Steven Laves, aka DJ SLaves, claims that despite his

Online reports suggest that smug levels are at an all time high among people who didn’t buy Bitcoin within the last six months. Experts claim that billions of dollars have been wiped

Baltimore, Maryland, has been confirmed as the host city for the 2025 Drug Dealer World Cup, according to our American sources. In what is being described as “the biggest thing to happen

The organisers of one of the world’s most exciting party cruises, Anchored, have warned all vegans that iceberg lettuces are strictly forbidden on their boat. Peter Ratcliffe, the cruise liners entertainment manager,

Berlin drug dealers are now reportedly accepting Adidas trainers in place of cash as payment for their products. Following the hugely successful launch of the EQT Support 93/Berlin trainer, which doubles up