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A dance music group on Facebook has been named as the world’s most hostile place in a recent survey by National Geographic. According to reports, the group, which originated in Dublin, Ireland,

South Africa’s greatest ever DJ, Black Coffee, and Australian psychedelic rock band Tame Impala have announced that they will be collaborating on a brand new petting zoo later this year. While details

The UK government is reportedly ready to execute a plan that will protect all of the nation’s music venues, from the UK government. Prime Minister, and owner of the world’s most out

According to reports from the electronic music community, Richie Hawtin has now been added to the lineup for every major music festival happening this summer. Hawtin is rumoured to be launching a

A london nightclub has reportedly developed a state of the art breathalyser test which can be used to identify cunts before they enter the club. Ministry of Sound, who have invested millions

A popular London nightclubs has been forced to temporarily close its doors due to flooding associated with the end of Dry January. According to the BBC’s newest weatherman, Stormzy, the Gaunt Street

Customs officers in Spain have reportedly found over 700 pineapples stashed inside hallowed out blocks of cocaine. The bust was made as part of “Operation Del Monte” in an attempt to curtail

There were chaotic scenes reported in a public park in Atlanta, Georgia, today after a piece of white dog shit was mistaken for popular EDM DJ Marshmello. According to eyewitnesses, a large

In a desperate attempt to backtrack on his horrible racist slurs earlier this week, English nobody Mistabishi has offered to house two hundred refugee families on his forehead. Speaking exclusively to Wunderground,