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London’s Ministry of Sound nightclub have today advised all of their customers that they will not be serving spirits at this year’s Halloween party. The news has sent shockwaves through Britain’s supernatural

An acai smoothie has been left pleasantly surprised after finding out it had become Insta-famous after it’s creator posted a picture of it on the popular social media platform Instagram. The Smoothie,

An English girl has reluctantly admitted that she is a shopaholic and spends all of her money buying cocaine at her local drug dealer’s house. Catherine Moles, a twenty-four-year-old beauty therapist from

Sesame Street’s longest serving resident, Big Bird, has hit out at the show’s producers labeling them body shamers and threatening to quit the show. Bird, a genderfluid, pansexual, oversized canary type creature,

A first-timer at this year’s Burning Man festival has been labeled a “fucking disgrace” by other festival goers after spending his entire time on site trying to barter with money. Michael Timmins,

Disney has announced a record-breaking three trillion dollar deal to buy the entire Kardashian family with plans to eventually melt them down into smaller parts. The Kardashians are now considered one of

In devastating news for the party scene, some of the world’s leading experts on laughing gas have claimed that nitrous oxide is “no joke” and downgraded the gas’s status to “a bit

A fashion conscious man from Derry, Northern Ireland, is said to be considering non-ripped jeans in an attempt to keep his knees and thighs warm this winter. Patrick Swift, who has been

The latest census has revealed that one in six family homes now contains a boxroom full of unused budget DJ equipment. In most cases, the equipment has been left in the home

A man with an “unhealthy obsession” with rotary mixers has reportedly been caught putting a bra on his favourite mixer. Steven Jenkins, a twenty-six-year-old security guard from Port Talbot, Wales, was confronted