“Jada was just fanning my flames when the curtains went on fire” said Will Smith routinely as he spoke to reporters outside his home in California earlier today. Fire crews were called
“I’ve got boneless banquets, zinger burgers and them little pots of beans” said local drug dealer Jimmy ‘Nuggets’ McCarthy when speaking to Wunderground earlier today. “€100 for a gram but if you
Eric Prydz has this week been road testing his new 3D holographic live show which promises to beam your dead relatives onto the dance floor for that final farewell dance you’ve always
A young Ipswich dealer is making waves in the local financial markets ahead of his city-wide roll out a new hash-based cryptocurrency. “It’s called Tick.” says Jimmy Budgie-White as he prepared for
“I hate a lot of things in life. Kids, edible meat, myself, my father, his father, murderous bastards who eat butter on their toast, even more kids” ranted Annette Vegan-Cuntis to a
“Hold on a fucking minute!” said a very hungry Jesus, sprawled out in the sand wearing nothing but a pair of Wayfarers and flip-flops, balls blowing in the evening breeze. “I’m made
Snow festivals are great! Nothing brightens up the winter months quite like getting away from everything for a few days of fun and frolics on the slopes. This year Wunderground has the
We’re not sure whether we’re just getting into the spirit of the season, or simply overcome with excitement due to the fact that Wunderground is an official partner of the next installment
Technics have unveiled their most DJ friendly turntable ever: the SL-1210DJ which boasts the ability to tweet, throw strops, scream at room service and do all of your drugs. The SL-1210DJ joins