DJ EZ To Listen To Tiesto For 24 Hours For Charity
DJ EZ has this morning announced his biggest undertaking yet and is set to listen to Tiesto for 24 hours non-stop in aid of Cancer Research next month. “As everybody knows, I
Christopher Columbus Discovers Good Tech House Track
“Tech House is fucking WANK!” Christopher Columbus told Wunderground earlier today. “I’ve been dead hundreds of years, and nothing – NOTHING – has ever made me feel as dead inside as some
Pacha To Dismantle Marco Carola For Parts
Pacha have announced they will be scrapping Marco Carola before the upcoming season and will instead dismantle him for parts. The Italian Music On head-honcho has become ‘too expensive to maintain‘ claim
Biden Appoints Sven Marquardt Head Of Security At Capitol Hill
President-Elect Joe Biden has announced Sven Marquardt will serve as Head Of Security at Capitol Hill following last week’s riots at the building. Sven, currently out of work due to Covid, is
Fans To Be Asked To Hold Their Breath During All Future Events
Fans attending live music events in 2021 may be asked to hold their breath throughout the event, in an effort to stop the spread of the virus. “If live events do return
Local DJ Can’t Believe It’s Nearly A Year Since He Licked A Promoters Arse
Local DJ Fran Brown literally can’t believe it was only this time last year that he was living his best life in the VIP area of local haunt ’The Cuntclub’. Fran, a
‘Festivals Are More Appealing With Distancing Restrictions’ Claims Karen
Karen has once again taken to Facebook, this time to announce that festivals look “much better” with the social distancing restrictions in place. “Having my own little fenced off area to dance
Minimal Stationery
The Christmas countdown is officially on! And how do we know? Because the Marks & Spencer Christmas advert has just hit screen. And the star is a certain Holly Willoughby – and
Watch Every 2019 Super Bowl Ad Released So Far
The Christmas countdown is officially on! And how do we know? Because the Marks & Spencer Christmas advert has just hit screen. And the star is a certain Holly Willoughby – and
Minimal Stationery
The Christmas countdown is officially on! And how do we know? Because the Marks & Spencer Christmas advert has just hit screen. And the star is a certain Holly Willoughby – and