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Pope Francis has today confirmed that he will visit the island of Ibiza as part of his 2019 world tour. Francis’s presence on the island will be the first Papal visit to

Upminster’s premier music festival, We Are FSTVL, has sensationally been exposed as a secret training camp for Ibiza’s clubbing industry. The news was broken by an independent news source earlier today, who

The Ghost of Christmas Past has taken human form and spoke for the first time in over thirty years, claiming that “Ibiza’s not what it used to be”. It is believed the

One of Ibiza’s best known nightclubs have leaked plans to sell bottled water, rebranded as vegan beer, for €25 per bottle next summer. Sources within the clubbing industry claim the introduction of

Police searching for the cause of the widespread dickhead outbreak in Ibiza have uncovered a massive illegal dickhead farm aboard a fishing trawler off the coast of Ibiza. The two-day operation ended

The latest statistics from the tanning industry have confirmed that the average Essex resident is ten times more tanned than their Ibizan counterparts. Unlike the Ibiza tan, the Essex tan is an

An Ibiza sex worker is reportedly planning a “massive opening party” for her legs later this week. Not to be outdone by superclubs, the Moroccan-born sex worker has claimed her opening party

A lad who moved to Ibiza earlier this month in pursuit of his “dream job” has already quit work to become a drug dealer. Dean Murphy, who was hired by Defected as

The local government in Ibiza have announced that they are set to introduce a “sunset tax” effective immediately. Island sources have confirmed that a tax of up to €25 per person will

An English lad has voiced his concerns regarding the current hostilities on the planet, claiming that he really hopes nuclear war doesn’t break out until after his holiday to Ibiza. Peter Mooney,