Vinyl Outsells Pop-Tarts For The First Time
In a further sign of Vinyl’s relentless climb back to the top, the format has this week outsold the popular Nineties breakfast treat, pop tarts, for the first time. This news comes
This Festival Announced A Similar Line-Up To Everybody Else, And It’s Apparently Worth Writing A News Piece About
This bog standard festival has announced the same shit they announce every year, and we’re going to pay talented people with hopes and dreams, and better places to be, to sit down
Biden Appoints Sven Marquardt Head Of Security At Capitol Hill
President-Elect Joe Biden has announced Sven Marquardt will serve as Head Of Security at Capitol Hill following last week’s riots at the building. Sven, currently out of work due to Covid, is
Case Closed: Tupac Death Labelled Covid-19
The West Coast gangster rap scene can today breath a sigh of relief, as a rare moment of closure befalls the unsolved Tupac Shakur killing of 1996. Authorities in Las Vegas have