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Using The Word “Meh” A Bit Fucking Meh

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A study carried out by the Language and Diction Society, or the LADS, has found that using the word “meh” is actually a bit fucking meh.

Andrew Barker, a spokesperson for the LADS, claimed that using the word “meh” is basically the equivalent of “squatting and taking a dump mid conversation”.

“If there was ever a word to cause an involuntary slap to the face every time it‘s used it would definitely be ‘meh’,” claimed Barker. “There’s just something about it that’s really annoying. It’s like a lazy man’s shoulder shrug and, let’s be honest, if you’re too lazy to shrug your fucking shoulders you really don’t deserve to be in a conversation with anyone.”

“I also find that it’s usually some smug little prick who says it too,” continued Barker. “I was sitting on a bus last week and I heard two little dweebs having a conversation behind me, one of them goes ‘hey, what you think of the new Mumford album?’ and the other just goes ‘meh’ and that was it. I wanted to batter the cunt with a dictionary.”

Wunderground also spoke to Jamie “Sparrowhawk” Mitchell, a regular “meh” user, “Did they really say that about meh?” he asked. “What, I mean, I, can’t even, that just gets me right in the feels. Are you sure it’s not just jokes? I think it’s a fucking great word. There’s literally no better way of showing utter disdain for something than using a word that isn’t even a word to describe it, if you ask me that poxy survey was a bit fucking meh.”

In related news, the word “bae” has now been banned in over sixty countries with its use punishable by death in Saudi Arabia.

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