Graham – Wunderground Music

1 In 4 DJs Can’t Tell The Difference Between Grey Goose And Smirnoff

A recent survey carried out by a cheap club promoter has found that one in four DJs can’t tell the difference between Grey Goose and Smirnoff vodka. The survey, conducted in Birmingham’s

April 27, 2018

All Blacks Offer “Rent A Crowd” Service For Techno Festivals

The New Zealand national rugby team, also known as the All Blacks, have announced that they will be offering their services as a rent a crowd in order to help develop the

April 24, 2018

DJ Who Earns £3,000 An Hour To Play Music In Clubs Upset That He’s Not Earning Enough From Spotify

A DJ who earns at least three thousand pounds per hour to play music in nightclubs is said to be extremely upset because he’s not earning enough money from Spotify. Ian Barley,

April 24, 2018

We Are FSTVL Exposed As Secret Ibiza Training Camp

Upminster’s premier music festival, We Are FSTVL, has sensationally been exposed as a secret training camp for Ibiza’s clubbing industry. The news was broken by an independent news source earlier today, who

January 7, 2018

Ibiza

Samoan Tribal Leader Not A Tech House DJ Despite Tribal Tattoos

A Samoan tribal leader has shocked a small group of clubbers, who were gathering around him, by revealing that he is not a tech house DJ, despite his tribal tattoos. Fetu Taagatoloa,

December 22, 2017

People Of The World

Early Bird Tickets Nearly Gone – Claims Promoter Yet To Sell A Single Ticket

A crafty promoter who is struggling to sell tickets to an upcoming event has tried to trick punters into buying tickets by claiming all of the early bird tickets are nearly gone.

December 22, 2017

“I’m A DJ Myself” Most Common Thing Said To DJs

According to yet another needlessly nonsensical poll by DJ Mag, “I’m a DJ myself” has been voted the number one thing that people say to DJs. The poll, which asked one thousand

December 22, 2017

Police Claim Huge Drugs Haul Of “2 Pills, I Gram Of Coke And Enough For A Spliff” Has Street Value Of £10k

Police in Manchester, England, claim to have made a significant step in the war on drugs after discovering a vast drug hall in the pockets of a twenty one year old man

December 22, 2017

Man wh loves charley is addicted to names

Man Who Loves Charlie And Garries Claims He’s Addicted To Names

A man who claims to love Charley and Garries has emotionally admitted that he is addicted to names. Liverpudlian Alan Hughes, a twenty six year old civil servant, made the tearful admission

May 15, 2017

UK Police Definitely Wearing The Most Stupid Looking Hats At Festivals

A report by the International Institution of Silly Hats, or the IISH, has revealed that Police in the UK definitely wear the most stupid looking hats at festivals. In recent years, festivals

May 15, 2017