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An up and coming EDM DJ is reportedly still shit despite getting a number of verified social media accounts. Hans Airfield, a.k.a. DJ Hans In The Air, now has a blue tick

Berlin-based DJ and producer Dax J has surprised his fans by cancelling his current tour schedule and announcing a sudden tour of Australia. According to the artist’s manager, Dax is looking for

Steve Aoki has announced that he is set to make his professional wrestling debut at this year’s Wrestlemania 33, at the Camping World Stadium in Orlando, Florida, on Sunday 2 April. Aoki

American music mogul P Diddy has announced that he is set to change his name, for the six hundred and fifty seventh time, to Techno Tit. Diddy, real name Sean Combs, believes

Las Vegas’s premier douche bag hot spot, Hakkasan Nightclub, has announced they are set to open a “vegan-friendly breast milk cocktail bar”. In an attempt to keep everyone happy, the nonalcoholic cocktails

America’s leading sports authority, ASS, has announced that rolling joints will become a competitive sport by the year 2023. ASS, or American Sports Society, made the announcement after a number of underground

An English bloke who said he was “definitely” going to go to Fabric once it reopened has admitted to a group of his friends that he’s just not really arsed anymore. Barry

Jesus has confirmed that he will only return to Earth if Daft Punk agree to another tour, it has emerged. Jesus, a known Daft Punk fan, claims that he’s not really arsed

A study carried out by the Language and Diction Society, or the LADS, has found that using the word “meh” is actually a bit fucking meh. Andrew Barker, a spokesperson for the

Berlin techno hotspot Berghain has announced that people from a list of one hundred and ninety-six countries will not be allowed entry to the club. According to Berghain insiders, the list of